Helen Bramley

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

Thank you #Bulgaria you’ve just saved #Eurovision

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@BethRigby which MP is being held hostage during Stare Opening?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at:

9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo)
9:50pm (Trump tower on moon)
10:10pm (dumb meme)
10:32pm (news clip)
10:53pm (news clip)
12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade)
2:35am (article about Biden)
2:36am (article on naval blockade)
2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell)
2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again)
2:38am (article on his ballroom)
4:10am (article on Iran)

He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.

[Alex Taylor @AlexTaylorNews]

"Trump, the Mar-a-Lago golfer, is the only bull in the world who walks around with his own china shop. When a clown takes over the Palace, he doesn't become King. It's the Palace that becomes a circus"

French senator Claude Malhuret once again nails it. You won't hear a better indictment of Trump and his Gulf war than this. Well worth 5 minutes of your time

My English s/t 👇

[Gordon McIntosh ✨ #FBPE 🇪🇺 💙 @Gordy_Mc1ntosh]

I think we can all get behind this.
A great political figure and wildlife.
@Number10cat

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@BollocksGang @OllieFangClub Tabby has agreed to come out of her drawer for a pic

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@JaneFallon Tabby says you have Nurse @PickliciousF to look after you with lots of help from our amazing healthcare workers - sending so much love xx

[cants @cantseyy]

I hope it's on 24 hours in police custody

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@gervaisclips @TowelyTowel @rickygervais Genius

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte confronts Trump to his face about the lies he’s told about NATO. Rutte reminds Trump that soldiers from NATO nations fought and died alongside U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan. This confrontation was long overdue.

[Lady Greeno @greenotherushes]

@funtomvids Don't forget the unfairly tariffed Heard & McDonald Islands

[Fun Tom 🇨🇦 💂 @funtomvids]

🟥 WOW ... 🇬🇱 🇩🇰

This defiance and solidarity video for Greenland is EPIC. 👌🏼

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@JaneFallon Tabitha is keeping me company reading #WelcomeToTheNeighbourhood while recovering from a knee operation #PromoPets

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

That time Nigel Farage got tricking into toasting the IRA for £87 and was laughed at on Irish television. Never forget.

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

Fucking idiot

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage was tricked on Cameo into recording a tribute video for peadophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@JaneFallon I got a signed copy of your last book with a dedication from Pickle’s mummy to Tabitha’s mummy. Anywhere I can order for your new book please

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

My WTF TV News Moments of 2025.

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

It’s better than bloody Sweet Caroline #TOTP

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

You have just called me on WhatsApp and put the phone down

[Helen Bramley @HelenBramley]

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda Nice to hear you playing the sweary version of CeeLo Green’s ‘Forget You’ in store today 😂