Helene fischer

Board-Certified Surgeon | Sexual & Reproductive Medicine | Men’s Health | ED | TRT | Male Fertility | Penile Implant Surgery | Vasectomy Reversal

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

Men cannot get pregnant because they don’t have the the equipment to do it. A woman dressing like a dude and taking hormones doesn’t make you a man.

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel?
Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system.
7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

@benotto Just what is a good runner built like? We come in all shapes and sizes. Nobody would look at me and think I could run a 1:40 half!

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

@benotto Cut me some slack. I'm old and any temp above 60 is too hot for me!

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@benotto Half marathon here we come!

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@benotto I'll eat that salad!

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

@benotto Learn it...cook it... eat it... love it! Or, Celeste and Bethany's Culinary school for posers!

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@benotto braising, baking braniacs!

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@benotto who are you talking about?

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@benotto Oh so beautiful!

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@benotto Constantly getting yelled at? Don't think so.

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@heartofzaphod Aldo, the sweet boy spinone, and I hope you feel better.

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Walked aldo 4.9 miles, then I ran 5.8 miles 8:09 pace. Hard to imagine a yr. ago I was running 13.1 at 7:40 pace, sigh:( got to be patient!

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@benotto good job:)

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@benotto don't think so

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gentle reminder: time to take down the lights and unplug the inflatable santas and snowmen

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

Happy new year! Looking forward to this year, especially 4-10:)

[Helene fischer @Helene7122]

@benotto Where's my sous chef when I need her? Painting her nails??? I'm up to my eyeballs in cranberries!

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@benotto He is soooo cute. I can't stop smiling!!!!

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@benotto Pick one up for No-No and Aldo!!