Helene 🍍🌞🌴

"You look like you just ate some ass."

[Helene 🍍🌞🌴 @HeleneGedeon]

I just ate 2 pounds of strawberries ......

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

Being attractive but not photogenic is such an unfair combo

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Chicago Tattoo Lady 🎨✍🏾 @Artxpooh]

Lemme get this straight lmao. Y’all ain’t trust the government enough to get the vaccine but you trust the government enough to believe what they are saying about it? Am I getting it right lmao? 😂😭 yall slo asl!!!

[Helene 🍍🌞🌴 @HeleneGedeon]

Once upon a time I put gas in my car for $1.24 a gallon

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

I’m a bit behind on things. Is there any evidence Fauci did anything wrong other than piss off the most deranged and paranoid people on earth?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I hate when I’m watching a movie and all I can see is people acting

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[Helene 🍍🌞🌴 @HeleneGedeon]

Mine has NEVER been a waste of money that mug is used DAILY

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Maturing is realizing that the Apple Watch is a waste of moneyyy

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It pains me that there is probably a series out there that would totally consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[kitty 🐾 @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

she had a smash hit on her hands

[Lee Lee @Mzthangggg]

“Nigga can’t trap me I won’t keep it”…….. that right there is all the proof you need that she don’t write her music.

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[Helene 🍍🌞🌴 @HeleneGedeon]

Except it doesn’t 🥴

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Maturing is realizing your iPhone 11 still does the exact same thing as the iPhone 17.

[໊ @dojadiary]

the era when you couldn't escape doja cat's music 😭 she had HIT after HIT.

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[mika @mikasagrada]

literally begging the universe to give me ONE normal romantic relationship like please

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I get why Klarna and Affirm are villainized but if you're responsible with your money, paying off a $600 flight in $100 1-month increments is so fucking good