Helen Rosey

i am Helen and i make faces- follow me and we will adventure! i am rocketship builder, minor league batminton player and secretely a raccoon whisper

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Yeah I had a mullet- happy birthday to me- #wastedwednesday BUSINESS IN THE FRONT AND PARTY IN THE BACK

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All I want for my birthday is a piñata full of nips and booze #booze #bag

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It's my mother ducking birthday bitches

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Sometimes I find random people to fall asleep on at parties

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Fed my fat friend a lot of cake

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How I feel right now

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Call me "Bakes"

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When me and all the other birches are wearing sweatpants and sweatshirts to brunch #rivercruise #friskyfebruary

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Me rn

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Popped bottles like they were balloons

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Sorry guys I'm wasted

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One time I crossed my eyes for so long that one of my eyes got stuck #smilebitch

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I like to party with my pet rat

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@Hebrew__Hammr Hanukkah Harry I will visit you in your dreams #coldwar

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My jam is ocho cinco because I'm like yeah 85 that's the age of men I'm going for 👴👩

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I'm trying to pass out on your floor tonight

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I love sunscreen so much I wear it in the winter 😎

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Sometimes I like to go to public bathrooms and try to play footsies with strangers under the stalls #imcute

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I dont trust my friends that are girls because never trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not die