Helen of Tronna

The Dish from the Danforth, with the Ass that Launched a Thousand Ships. Founding member of Nerd Girl Burlesque and director of Pavlov’s Dogs Handbell Ensemble

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@WrenHandman Aggressively, with their faces.

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@WrenHandman Have you met cats?

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@thatbloodyMikey We had this one. Makes me wonder if there were a lot of kids sneaking into active sawmills to play in the '80s.
https://t.co/Sh5Eqzol2X

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@KIM_brly Η φίλη μου ήταν εκεί πριν μια εβδομάδα, στο ίδιο πλοίο! Τόσο τροματικο!

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@jl_nicegirl Not as weird as the two entirely separate Dennises the Menace who debuted on the same day.

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I say “Torontoise” and not “Torontonian,” which speaks to which side of the 401 I grew up on vs which side of the 401 I went to school on.

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I can only assume that @harvilla is saving “One Week” for last of his podcast series, and I nominate myself as guest, not as a particular BNL expert, but as a Millennial Torontoise dork who can’t go anywhere without getting one of their songs stuck in my head for weeks.

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I deeply need to explain to the world how this is an intrinsic part of Canadian culture, that we are deeply uncool but are still trying to convince the world that maybe we could be cool, in the right context.

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Ya ya yah!!!!!

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@mspixieriot Most don’t, but maybe they should.

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@rosalarian This is so exciting, I Camembert it!

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@threeoclocktea @Iron_Spike I still have it on VHS. Sadly I have not had a VCR in many years.

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@rosalarian I think you just write "FRAGILE" on the envelope, and you're all set.

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@babia_majora

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@MissAudacious Vapourware vibes

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@Remember_Sarah I picked up a French copy from the library to practice, I don't think I got very far. I think my mom said something like, "Aww, I remember that! It's called Go Ask Alice!" when I showed her (I think the French title was "L'Herbe Bleue").

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@sissoni_ Χιονίζει ακόμα εκεί;

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@eibmocatac @nataliereed84 @uneek35 @Gracectomy @jfruh No, that’s a torpedo. Toronto is a genus of dinosaurs known for their fearsome jaws and tiny arms.

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@eibmocatac @nataliereed84 @uneek35 @Gracectomy @jfruh No, that's tonto. Toronto is a 1982 sci-fi movie starring Jeff Bridges.

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@DeliciaPastiche https://t.co/t84lA1AXuh

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sorry im late to the Big Meeting, i was getting into my Career Outfit