HelixSnake

Skate 3 glitch wizard and semi-famous youtuber, he/him

[HelixSnake @HelixSnake]

welp I'm going to tumblr bye everyone
come follow me at https://t.co/PwZAyJggpQ I will no longer be posting here

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I may or may not violate this if I ever need to whine at a corporation to get customer support. If Elong doesn't ban me for saying all those horrible slurs

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As I can now no longer shitpost without an AI being trained on my genius, this is my last post, so I'll leave Grok a little gift

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@Wendys @Grubhub This is the 3rd time I've ordered potato wedges with my breakfast and only received the sauce. Different driver every time. Probably a technical issue with the orders on the website and I don't know how this hasn't been fixed. Fix it already.

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Elon on Bill Maher when asked why he's against "wokism": "I'm against anything that is anti-meritocratic and anti-free speech"
Elon running twitter:
*fires employees who criticize him*
*bans users who criticize him*

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please run a QA pass on your breakfast menu because this is NOT the only thing that is broken

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@Wendys @grubhub the add to order button is greyed out until I remove one of the three core components of this sandwich??????

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Welp, that's it. Deactivating my account. See you all on Tumblr

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I can't decide whether the fad of sped up tiktoks will give children the ability to process information faster, or give them super ADHD

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I don't want to be told what to build, there are just a lot of esoteric mechanics going on and I want to know about them

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anyone know of any building tips and tricks videos for Zelda: TOTK that are actually useful and explain mechanics that are not easily discovered, instead of just telling you "build this" like all the top results are

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@meefstewk @4dimensionalcat @thegrayfruit same

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trying to understand the state of modern capitalism using basic economic principles is like trying to understand how airplanes work using physics that assumes a frictionless vacuum

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@AMOneEighty to be fair the only places they do that are the ones where it is trivially easy to get to.

I did not find any coin piles that were harder than the one near the desert ice boss which I was able to get to after 1 day of gameplay experience

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I've thought about what is frustrating about TOTK's building mechanics and I've come to a realization - Nintendo's polish and QA is simply crushing my rebellious spirit. Every "clever" contraption I've made and been disappointed by failure was some attempt to break the game

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@NinjaRealm Also I need to stop trying to one man the tech in the game like I did for skate 3 to an extent. I'm not going to get anywhere without joining the existing engineering communities and learning more from others

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@NinjaRealm Honestly, I usually don't even fucking bother trying to break Nintendo games - this is just the first one whose scope of things it allowed you to do seemed big enough to do so. But they really outdid themselves.

I'll find a way, it will just take a lot of effort

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@AMOneEighty a better example is if Nintendo went through every trick jump location in the game and moved shit around so it's just barely not possible to do things like, skip the frog at the beginning of the game in Odyssey. That would be a better analogy

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@AMOneEighty I don't agree, Nintendo isn't stopping you from doing anything there, they're just giving a nod and a wink "we see you exploring the mechanics deeper, here's a reward".

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by required zonanite, batteries, or both. Attempting to circumvent these limitations will be cut off by Nintendo's diligent QA.

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Just generally, it seems like the overall "rule" that it demands I play by is, you can not cheat your way into getting more usefulness out of fewer resources. The power of any contraption or strategy aside from broken shit like muddle buds or puffshrooms, will be balanced...