Holly

I'll do anything for a free T-shirt

[Holly @HEliz6]

@TheChallenge can we pick a network and stick to it. I can’t afford the constant changing of platforms

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Compromise: We have another older dude for president, but it’s @FlavorFlav

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I Really just want to go to a World Cup game or even a bar to watch the game in Jersey with the @jonasbrothers this summer. @nickjonas @kevinjonas @joejonas it will be fun

[Holly @HEliz6]

Struggling on one income to support a 5 person house hold is NOT equivalent to one income struggling to support a one person household.

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Honestly life’s not been going well. I think a casual hug from @joejonas would help

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my dad told me I needed a pick a man and then train them to be a decent human cause they don’t come that way

I said Id rather train a dog they learn faster

He’s less than impressed but same

[Holly @HEliz6]

@elaine4animals today my 75lb dog stopped walking on our hike. I called my bestie & requested she sing Kesha - Woman to me while I carried him. Now here you are dancing to it. You got my vote.

[Holly @HEliz6]

7:20a blaring @jonasbrothers setting up the surgery suite for all the pups that day, dancing around, living up the day.

11:00a. Fired.

Well there goes my money to see @joejonas in Pittsburgh…

[Holly @HEliz6]

It’s so weird to me when people’s dogs get loose and they can only provide one awful grainy picture of them from 6 years ago…uh do you even deserve them back?

[Holly @HEliz6]

Did I have chicken tenders and 3 espresso martinis for lunch/dinner? Yeah what about it�� #imjustagirl

[Holly @HEliz6]

Unless you’re measure men’s cargo pant pockets, fuck your bag policy

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Tonya Harding could you do us a solid and take care of Harrison Butker for us.

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@TheChallenge Jay “not playing the game with emotion” crying any time things don’t go exactly like he wanted

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@RyanGosling has some competition. #kenough #imjustken

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Sam Hartman looks like Mutt Schitt and I can’t unsee it

#NotreDame #SamHartman #SchittsCreek

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Boy math is buying a woman one drink and thinking he gets free access to her body for the rest of the night

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@netflix straight up ghosting us….

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@SpotifyUSA could you stop sending constant emails to me about duo. It’s just me….im not a couple…I live alone. It will be this way until I die. Your constant reminder is not needed. Thank you.

[Holly @HEliz6]

“Best thing since sliced bread” fuck that bread. Have you ever had a crouton?!

[Holly @HEliz6]

If you make “content” and and never get over 100 likes just stop please.