𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽

Hidden and will never be found

[Señor Mayor en Internet @SenorMayorInt]

"A moment of siIence for lsraeI"

[joesphine @jojoleighhh]

being added to someone’s close friends story when i barley know them

[⋆𐙚𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍˚₊‧ @Imkarube]

Meu maior medo é estar fedendo perto de alguém

[Matriculaso @Matriculaso]

??????????????

[Goonette Chats @GoonetteChats]

How can u not like moms, maybe I am obsessed 😭, I am not even a girlie with mommy issues, or am I

[zyle⁴ 🦎 @dianavenicia_]

Accidentally texted “retarded slut” to my mom instead of the gc

[momo @thefateofmomo]

“hey so”
“hope this helps”
“so close”
“let’s not”
“btw”

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you technically the waiter?

[♡ . 𖦹 ˚ ☼ ⋆｡˚∞ @Queefcityy]

THIS is what schizophrenia looks like

[Señor Mayor en Internet @SenorMayorInt]

"A moment of siIence for lsraeI"

[Kamis carentona @Kamiszynha]

Quando vou tirar a calça dele e a pika dura pula pra fora balançando tipo um BOING

[𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 @hell0_X0X0]

@WHITEH0TPEPPERS Diet mountain Dew,salvatore..

[Pollo Martinelli ⁺ ♡ᩙུ @belligrelo]

eu nunca chupei um pau veiudo nunca sentei em uma piroca grossa nunca fiz um homem implorar pra me comer eu sou virgem o que vai ser de mim meudeus não vou poder realizar nenhum dos meus sonhos

[jacob @underflops]

how it feels to come back to class after masturbating in the school toilets https://t.co/voyTH14Nze

[MachineBoy @Axxvplind4]

My mom just called me “son of a bitch”

[𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 @hell0_X0X0]

@theeaqualien Genuinly dont agree,tomatoes are way too goated them bitches gave us shit no potatoes can give

[AK🛸✰ @theeaqualien]

Potatoes are the non binary icons of vegetables, they’ve given us french fries, mashed potatoes, potato chips, hash browns, gnocchi, etc there’s no one else topping their versatility