President Farter

I’m like the guy from American psycho except I smoke weed so I don’t do any of that weird stuff

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Chet Holmgren on my basketball team I swear to fucking god this will be the last straw

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

There has long been chatter about the Thunder having interest in Evan Mobley, per @sam_amick

(https://t.co/xf89q4FmB6)

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Emphatically rebuffed 3 people from merging in front of me on the way home from work #PlayoffMode

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Limit my water for data centers and I stg Tyler Durden will be real

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

There will be Nuremberg trials for companies that worked with Kalshi

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Yall mind if I watch a season of the sopranos via IG reels while driving?

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Quick I need a slur for Justin Rose

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

DOYER WITH NO BRIM??

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

Never seen this before.

Edwin Díaz rolled out to stretch today in a brimless hat. Just a regular Dodger cap with the bill sliced off. He said Tanner Scott started the trend.

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Just saw a dude wearing a sweater with “NPR” in huge letters across the chest might as well write “huge fucking loser” on ur forehead

[marcie 😈 @grlbssrevy]

pray 🙏🏻 dirty house 🏚
educated 📚 hoe 🚂
a job 💰 gold digger 🏗
clean 😌 stank 🤢
loyal 💍 5 kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
faithful 👼🏼 cheater 🖇

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Thank god Bert Kreischer is at opening day!!! Epic 💯💯😂😂❤️

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Yung Bans you had so much potential

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Why are libtards so obese? Because they love trans fats. 😎😎💯🤭

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Nothing cuts through noise quite like a car crash

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

The first man to claim to not “have a pot to piss in” had to be broke as FUCK

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Webster Slaughter

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

what's the prettiest name you've ever heard?

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

@WBCBaseball @ihatebbls can we get some words for this pitch

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Every horrible event currently happening in the world can be traced back to Kyrie leaving the Cavs

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Borderline crash my car every time I see a hawk while driving

[President Farter @hellabanznloud]

Let’s goooo 🔥🔥 another piece of shit Tommy John pitcher added to the roster 😎😎 fuck yes!!!!

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

The Guardians are finalizing a two-year minor-league deal with Ben Lively. He underwent Tommy John surgery last June. He’s at camp, with a locker and everything.