Ella

call me tortella

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

i exist solely for the consumption of memes

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

sometimes I wish I was a noodle

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

When I was younger I had a jean vest. And when that clip of Nicki Minaj went viral of her saying "please, you wore a jean vest" I threw my vest immediately into the garbage

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

I send my best tweets while drunk on a toilet

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

My kiddos INSIST on pulling my baby hairs out of my ponytail every single day

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

@elyse_blank Shave your head

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

@elyse_blank ;)

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

Super bass, every single time, transports me back to being 12 years old & knowing every word

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

Oooooooo we made the big leagues folks!!!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Minnesota college president offers to bail out students arrested in protests

https://t.co/kOe568aJxN

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

I love democracy,,,,,,,,,,,but when can we know who our next leader is 🤗

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

@elyse_blank Yeah tru

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

@elyse_blank I feel like it’s probably more for first years who have never been away from home in St. Paul before ya know

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me going through puberty

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What Was Pence Asked About?

[The Detroit News @detroitnews]

#BREAKING: The FBI thwarted what they described as a plot to violently overthrow the government and kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. https://t.co/Atrng4OokJ

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Pete Buttigieg really went on Fox News and asked "why an evangelical Christian like Mike Pence wants to be on a ticket with a president caught with a porn star."

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

I wanna know why people can’t keep their masks on in the bathroom stall...is it really that insufferable? I have asthma

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

trump didn’t say white supremacy is bad because he didn’t wanna lose the white supremacist vote

[Ella @hELLAclarke]

What’s the point of seeded grapes