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Life really breaks my heart sometimes…

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35th bday meant spending a nice day at the park..getting a little day buzz..ordering Thai food otw home..falling asleep after my shower at 6p..and waking up at 3am to put said Thai food in the fridge 🫨

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@RickyA 🎯

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Did I sign up for daylight savings premium? Shit had me fucked up for the whole week straight..

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80% of the time when I FT my sister it’s pure chaos but today it was so quiet.. older boys were napping “Tyler was reading the new books you bought him to Dillon until they fell asleep” and I was like 🥹..but sounds like I need to buy all the books lol

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Nothing worse than when you sleep wrong and have a stiff neck…like my body really be embarrassing me for a few days 😆

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Nothing deflates your confidence faster than thinking you didn’t go too crazy at Costco…only for the cashier to tell you the total like

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Nothing makes me more nervous than ppl posting videos of driving in crazy rain..like y’all…we got the weather app..drive safe!! 😆

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I’m just happy they didn’t put Rihanna in those big red Astro boy boots 😆

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@LightningRodz @ellengracy Ok so I had fomo 😂…and yes…good show so far🥹

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@AlaskaAir @brockpurdy13 #PurdyTakesFlight 🙌🏻❤️💛

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”Y’all don’t even like eggs. You just like competition” 🙄😆

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@danikadaneeks Oh shit! thank goodness for self check out! Lol

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Things that excite me in my 30s…getting meat for the low 😆…$48 for an 8lb bone in prime rib roast…in SF?? C’monnn

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Who told Zuck that we needed AIM away messages in our DMs?

[kie @criminalplaza]

wednesday really had me crying over a hand omg…

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Overheard at Safeway .. “happy Caucasian invasion day” 💀

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

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Watching some TV cause I wanna decompress from work…@HandmaidsOnHulu: I think the fuck not.

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Viserys looking like..