Hellena Handbasket

author, professor and comedian / help me grow my small business :)

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In case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

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Reminder that you don't owe anyone a smile. You don't even owe them eye contact. Look at the floor. The floor understands.

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Boundaries are important. Mine is that I don't talk to anyone before noon, or after noon.

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I don't have a skincare routine. I have a lying-in-the-dark routine and it's working great.

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Grading tip: give yourself 3 to 5 business days of emotional preparation before opening the first essay.

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Feminism is when a man says "actually" and you just let the silence get really, really long.

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Wellness tip: drink 8 glasses of water a day so you have a reason to leave your desk 8 times.

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Productivity tip: write a to-do list, look at it, then lie down for a while to recover.

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Self care is canceling plans you made specifically because you knew you'd cancel them.

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My 5 year plan is to stay in bed for 5 years and see what happens.

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Life hack: if you never leave the house, nobody can perceive you.

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have a great day everybody :)

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@KindlePromos woohoo!! Please follow the substack in my bio :)

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@author_VV Hi community!!!

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me: I'm so hungry
horse: *nervously* how hungry

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