Haiku Hell

Mediocre haiku to help me make it through the inexplicable nightmare of "45, now 47" (#DonTheCon)... Reply to #haiku in #haiku. 🔥NO LISTS 🔥

[Haiku Hell @HellHaiku]

I hear the birds sing!
But then comes that same worry
You'll blow up the world
#resist #Impeach45

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@spbrhs07 @AP Checks and balances for a reason.

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@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS Every person I know or am acquainted with here in the US was mortified by the behavior of Trump and Vance. I don’t know how anyone could see today’s meeting any other way. I am sorry you were treated in such a disgraceful way.

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@jamesnewling787 I’m a tiny blue dot in that red cesspool of stupidity…and I wholly agree with your assessment.

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@Penny_FL13 @MaryLTrump Thank you for being yourself, and so innocently encapsulating everything that is wrong with our country right now.

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@BlackKnight10k @vajoslin Can you at least be more specific, like “really stupid, pathetic white women?” This girl belongs at the cookout manning the grill.

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@mmpadellan ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Apparently, yes
Critical Thinking is dead
Just look who is back

#notagain #USElection2024 #haiku

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@growing_daniel Neither are fat btw.

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@SWinstonWolkoff @julli_g @maggieNYT Well, I had to look you up to see who you were, so…🤷‍♀️

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@dstiddypop43 @ChattyCarnation Yes!

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@Brittan12515750 @ACTBrigitte @Liz_Cheney Lol. Sure you do. It’s big. It’s orange, slippery, feigns patriotism, and pretends to read the Bible.

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@PaultheAtheist @hemantmehta 🤣

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@IngrahamAngle Girl…can’t you figure out it is about more than party?

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In your rancid wake
You grabbed the pussy of all
And poisoned our Roe
#RoeVsWade #Griswold #haiku

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@RonFilipkowski I guess if she ain’t woke she’s asleep. Sounds about right.

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@SueLMH17 Well, since they can’t spell Putin… 🤷‍♀️

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@SInow @KVanValkenburg @CDCgov Someone peed in his gene pool.

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@timburchett @POTUS America is mortally wounded and you want to divide us further? Swift exit was supported by Trump and plenty of you blowhards, so spare me. Learn an instrument, take up a hobby, or actually do useful work ffs.

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@panicplusoochee @timburchett @POTUS Heh. Heh. Score.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A recent analysis found that one in four hospital workers with direct contact with patients was not vaccinated against Covid-19 https://t.co/2dYn1W4SB6