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Hockey Raconteur.TBI survivor.Finn Goalie Enjoyerer.Typo Queen.Socially Awkward I get paid to make funnies sometimes.Sámi🦌& 🇺🇦!Let's Puck🏒!

[NHL @NHL]

Seth Jarvis' buddies showed up to Game 2 in some incredible "DIY" #StanleyCup playoff jackets 😂

🇺🇸: ABC
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports

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If they trade Minten or Hagans I swear to fucking God

[Tom Calautti @TCalauttis]

Any package for Dylan Larkin will almost undoubtedly include a 1st rounder and Pavel Zacha. The question is what will the Red Wings want, and what will the #NHLBruins be willing to part with. I can’t imagine Yzerman would do the deal without one of Minten or Hagens, but you have to wonder if a deal including Letourneau could get things done

[PWHL Report @PWHL_Report]

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨: Alina Müller is signing with PWHL Hamilton, according to @hailey_salvian

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@HankYeomans @OnlyInBOS Storrow God only accept blood and u haul roofs....

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@OnlyInBOS If it's a crappy $5 7-11 pizza I know who it was and he must be very very sad to leave any food...someone should hug him.

[illegally blonde @illegallybIond3]

no matter how many goals he scores, brett howden's legacy will always be abandoning a drunk girl crying while being sexually abused because it made him uncomfortable — and then lying about it. crucial evidence was not admitted into court because howden "couldn't remember"

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@GreeceRevival @MurphysLaw74 Sadly they so far have not out on bail

[Evan Marinofsky @EvanMarinofsky]

If I’m the Bruins, I start at Pavel Zacha, the 2026 first-round pick and Will Zellers for Dylan Larkin.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Humiliation ritual (watching my baseball team play baseball) time again!

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@J_Edward65 @scooperon7 Yes defending a man who attacks and tries to kill a kid on crutches over town covenants is deffinatly the high road.

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

OFFICIAL: Jay Leach has been named the new Head Coach of @HWPHockey.

Learn more → https://t.co/85BjLLLRXO

[Al MacInnis @AMacInnis2]

Sad to hear the passing of one of my biggest supporters. Cliff drafted me in 1981 and showed tremendous patience with a young player who still had a lot to learn.

I was thrilled to see him achieve his professional goal of winning the Stanley Cup with the @NHLFlames in 1989.

My heartfelt condolences to Cliffs family , friends and everyone whose lives he touched. RIP 🙏

[Scott McLaughlin @smclaughlin9]

Big win for hockey.

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

🚨 “I don’t care, I’ll take a cripple.” That’s what 70-year-old Steven Dana said before trying to drown a 21-year-old on crutches.

Dana confronted a group of young men using the residents-only boat ramp at Lake Maspenock in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, yelling it was “time to go.” When one of Matthew Duffy’s friends asked if he was going to “beat up a cripple,” Dana replied with that exact line.

He then slapped the 21-year-old (who walks with crutches from a recent severe accident) and held his head underwater during the struggle. Bystanders pulled Dana off. Duffy said he feared for his life and couldn’t fight back because of his injuries.

Dana was charged with attempted murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person. He has an extensive criminal history and was held without bail. Police called it “senseless violence” and said residents should contact proper authorities for bylaw issues instead of taking matters into their own hands.

When a rules dispute escalates into an attempted drowning of someone who can barely defend himself, it shows how quickly “I’ll handle this myself” can turn deadly.

What happens when people decide they get to play judge and enforcer over minor access disputes especially against the vulnerable?

[Steve Cooper @scooperon7]

Free on Bail: Judge rules 70 yr old Steven Dana of Hopkinton isn’t a danger to the community after his arrest Wednesday on charges he hit a 21 year old man who uses crutches and then held his face underwater at a Hopkinton lake…he was ordered to stay away from the victim #7News

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@goldeneagle227 @scooperon7

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@np831 @scooperon7 So you can murder people over trespassing?

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@RespectacON @scooperon7 Can't murder people cause you dont like them

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@AbeFroman32 @scooperon7 You cant murder people because you don't like them psycho