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[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

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[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

Blink, blink.

“Your favorite Helljumper turned Spartan’s back.”

[‍ ‍ ‍ᴬᴳᴱᴺᵀ ‍✝︎𝒆𝒙͜͡𝖆𝐬. @MlMlCRlES]

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[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“. . . Reds and Blues? You mean those sim troopers?”

A bemused chuckle escapes.

“I thought they were a publicity stunt done by the UEG—. I guess you’re their medic?”

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

"..Yeah–, Its.. uh- rough.."

She'd faceplant the bar as she then spoke up.

"...Those damn Reds and Blues are gonna be the death of me some of these days."

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“Ah—.”

His response is short, though he lets his head bow slightly in a nod.

“I get that, never been too keen on playing Doctor.”

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

" Medical office, gotta handle the rougher cases since I have a- Affinity for them. "

She'd say, Setting the bear down as she did.

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“Everything alright—? I’m not used to office politics.”

Taking a swig of his own, the Spartan can only turn to face her.

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

She'd pull a barstool over, sitting down as she removed her helmet.

Groaning as she rubbed her temples and taking a swig of the beer once it came.

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“‘course—, pull up a seat.”

A hand waves the bartender down, requesting two more bottles.

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

" Could you buy me one? The office has been- terrible.. "

She'd let off a tired sigh.

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

S t r e t c h.

If he’s needed he’s downing a few beers.

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“Hell, I was gonna say when’d this mirror get so handsome?” 🤝

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“Feels like everyone’s either dead or hidin’. Don’t know which is worse.”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

🕷: Too many muses are coming back—, WHY?

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“. . . I’ll ask Dare to check the ONI files.

I’m willin’ to put money on it. Hell, people have been killed with stupider things than a tissue.”

[Mickey @RedStripeODST]

“Grunts have weight to em Buck.

Unless you find any Spartan with the vid feed to show it, I doubt there’s anyone who’s killed Covy with a tissue.”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“I heard one of those S-II’s killed a grunt with another grunt.

Don’t doubt the raw talent when it comes to endin’ lives, Mick’.”

[Mickey @RedStripeODST]

“Tissues aren’t exactly a necessity Buck.

I’ve never met someone who managed to kill an Elite or Brute with a nose napkin.”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“Most of us have enough pockets and utility compartments to choke an Elite. . .

. . . Why is it so weird to have tissues?”

[Mickey @RedStripeODST]

“It’ll buff.

Don’t know why you think people carry tissues around like that though.”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

“. . . Greeeeat, outta all the times I need one and no one’s got one.”

[Mickey @RedStripeODST]

An eyebrow is raised and a glance spared.

“Not on me.”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

Cue the extremely loud sneeze.

“. . . Anyone got tissues?”

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

🕷: I haven’t played in months!

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

🕷: Y’all I didn’t know firefight came to Halo Infinite.

[𝘓𝘛. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 @BelliEquusSpei]

“When far away, we must make them believe we are near.”

𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 343𝘪
𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸
𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺
𝘈 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 #𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺
𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐𝘯��𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸!

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

It’s nights like these that he’s up remembering the Rookie’s funeral.

He needs a drink—.

[ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ʙᴜᴄᴋ @Helljumping]

You haven’t seen her ‘round, right?

I’ve gotta bunch of catching up to do.

[Ａｋｅｍｉ － Ｂ３１２ @aeternaregnare]

Yeesh, Dare’s going to kill you.