Katie 🥰

Just an American gal obsessed with British soaps 🤷🏻‍♀️

[salmon @salmonsalm0n]

unfortunately I do read #whoremembers as whore members

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡🥷🏾 @abdulgoncrazy]

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Normalize using your PTO to just stay at home and do nothing

[Katie 🥰 @hello_katia]

@CastagnaTiffany Looking gorgeous as always! 💕💕 I hope you have an amazing time!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

[stef 💐 @IR0NWICC4N]

#respect the ancient texts

[blade @freaky_blade]

and dont let a fake motherfucker tell you it tastes like toothpaste

[Jum @JesterJum]

A Haiku about my life:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

[Cheryl The Queen 👑 @cheryldragqueen]

HERES TO 2026! 🎉

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

WOMEN 👏 WHO 👏 CHOOSE 👏 NOT 👏 TO 👏 HAVE 👏 KIDS 👏

- aren’t selfish
- aren’t any less of a woman
- aren’t immature
- don’t have to change their mind
- won’t magically turn into a “lonely old cat lady” (patriarchal nonsense)
- don’t owe anyone an explanation

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[harb @harbizard]

the best advice i’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[: @_dxllz7]

i hate PENDING PAYMENTS . Just take that shit so i can start my HEALING PROCESS 😭

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court