alyssa

i'm really good at not knowing what to do with my hands in pictures

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[𓆩 𝔞𝔟𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔩 𓆪 @ryokofae]

to all my @OfficialRezz people, pls watch this 🫡

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

BlTCH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

@BringHockeyBack Fuck this 😭

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

@twiggybounce 👀

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

Sidney Crosby is such a little bitch.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Babe Ruth after breaking the home run record (1926)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Storm. He wanted to remind everyone that he is the real gift around here. 14/10

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

I literally have had the worst luck for the past week and I am simply ✨over it✨

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

I put cumin in my oats this morning instead of cinnamon 🥴 #happymonday

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Hold my calls

[george watsky @gwatsky]

What the fuck’s up??? 👴🏻

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

🥹

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.

She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

Do you think dogs are annoyed that they all have basic ass names?

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

Fuck the astros 😤

[alyssa @HelloAlyssaaaa]

Please watch this 😭😭😭😭