some loud bitch

I can go from lookin like a snack to lookin real wack in two seconds flat. BLM. she/her

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

I’m dressed as a sexy hot dog and a guy dressed as Guy Fieri won’t stop staring at me. This makes a lot of sense but I really wish it would stop.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

I don’t know what happens in my body, but I will have an energy drink at 11, feel tired but have frantic weirdo energy at 12, and then it will be 2 AM and I’m eating pasta salad because I can’t sleep. Whoever has my Coraline doll, fix this.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

I picked off all my nail stuff today and have been ripping at my fingers for hours now. Oh how I love being a sentient being!

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

As much as getting my nails done is something I use to make me feel good about my appearance, it’s also a terrific tool to keep me from obliterating my cuticles daily.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Y’all ever said something to a parent and they hit you with a “you sent this to the wrong person”

Excuse me no I didn’t, I want you to ask the dentist if you can keep your old crown and give it to me, I want your fake tooth for jewelry, woman!

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

me taking a handful of plain, loose noodles to my room: girl dinner, girl dinnerrrr

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Tonight a wedding photographer came up to my and my friend and said he wished he had the confidence to dance like us in public. Thanks for letting us know how absolutely dumb we looked, my brother in Christ.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

@EmmBalls But you should def do the red

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

@EmmBalls AHAHAHAHA INCREDIBLE

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

I also just ate a hot fudge sundae pop tart so like, things are really looking up

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

I know I’m going to be okay in the long run because I’m having a bad brain moment and then I just remembered that I have five dollars cash in one of my pants pockets and I got really excited. So like, I’m gonna be okay.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Man, when the bitch eating crackers feeling hits you it hits you hard!

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Let it be known that @d00mray will tell you to say the stupid thing that your drunk brain tells you that you should say, even if it isn’t something you should just be saying willy nilly.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

This humidity? In June??
It’s a hate crime.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

(for legal purposes this is a joke and I do my taxes on time always)

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Once again considering doing my taxes so I can buy dumb shit and only so I can buy dumb shit.

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

@UnstableTopics You are wonderful attentive parents, I don’t even know if these people knew how many kids they had

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Ya ever see someone with too many damn kids they aren’t watching and you’re like, did you just not know that you can still use birth control after getting married or what?

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Hannah: my hair brush is right there is you wanna borrow it
Me: okay … do I look like I need to brush my hair?
Hannah: … well

[some loud bitch @HelloChelllo]

Yesterday we got a pool for summer, today we might get a couch and rearrange the whole house, there’s 8 trillion shows happening, im constipated, it’s a big frickin week okay??