Grace

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I hate it when my eyes are in my undies

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Mexican Uterus Surgery Vacation.

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Why is there a chicken dinner on the shelf???

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The Secret Pumpkin Projection.

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I wouldn’t hit you. I wouldn’t even hit snails. And they’re an easy target.

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Tyler: *talking to himself distantly in the kitchen* ... I’ve been very inefficient with the spoons.

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Yeah tell me about it I had to wait like 10 minutes for that suck a dick tom to load and it wasn’t even good

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Tyler: *suggestively arranges charmander plushie on my chest* he sucklin ya nipple
Me: … tyler
Tyler: what he needs to grow big and strong
Me: tyler that is not how you evolve a pokemon
Tylor: what do you mean grace all they need is experience

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“Why does it have to be another human being? Why can’t we have sex and accidentally make a dog? Or like... a pizza?”
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Tyler: *wakes himself up laughing*
Me: what the fuck happened
Tyler: *still laughing* y.. you needa what bay is the eBay
Me: what
Tyler: YOU NEEDA WHAT BAY IS THE EBAY
Me:
Tyler: *dramatically pulls covers over head and giggles himself back to sleep*

#ShitTylerSays #InHisSleep

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Castles fall.

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I hate you to the moon and back

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Me: ugh my PERIOD just makes me want to do NOTHINGGG
Tyler:
Tyler: ... what?
Me: I said my period makes me want to do nothing
Tyler: oh I thought you said "my knuckle hurts"

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"Just fuck it like a football."

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You have rolls.
Rolls.
Rolls.
REELS.
... Rolls.

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Popcorn is a sometimes smell but strawberries are forever.

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literally crying because I realized how mean it was to laugh at the dying upturned succulent that's been dying in the window for months

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Cheque please.

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YOU'RE BOWLING WATER FOR OITMEAL???

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Whoa! It sounded like you were eating those rice crispy fuckin' puff circles.

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