Wade Martin Murphy

Local area gay man. If I don’t have a secret passage before I’m 40, I will throw such a fit.

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

I honesty think Schitt’s Creek made me more likable, because now people compare me to David instead of getting upset by how difficult I am

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

AAAAAAAGHHHHHH

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

If I reach the age of 40 and don’t have a secret passage I’m just going to pitch such a fit SUCH A FIT

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

@curtofranklin The only acceptable version of “it’s ya ____, _____” is: “It’s ya girl, Paula Abdul.”

[Jonathan Penner @SurvivorPenner]

As the proud parent of a non-binary kid, I say to you, who would protest and even hurt my child out of fear & ignorance, I was once afraid and ignorant too. Now I have learned to love and accept. Try it, please? Join us. Or else mind your own business or fuck the fuck off!

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

@russellhantz Hey, I read the bill and I would be happy to summarize it for you. It’s absolutely horrific.

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

Eliza telling truths in these streets. It’s a fucking stick!

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

A big fuck you to the new #Survivor winner.

Don’t fall for the hype. “Veterans” is just a Trump super PAC.

Liking tweets calling people groomers and more. Absolutely the fuck not.

Worst Survivor season ever.

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

They literally said Gabler only had to prove he wasn’t “loony” while I guess Cassidy had to prove she was actually @JeffProbst in disguise the whole time or something? #misogynist #survivor #survivor43

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

#survivor43 worst jury ever? Probably. Though that time Adam won was pretty awful, too

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

Today I saw a river otter and an alligator so I win as far as days go

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

When did people start watching soccer and why do I have to sit through hearing about another sport I was already at capacity

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

@MarinaDiamandis slayed slaughtered maimed killed served lived died revived bought owned sold and bought back

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

Consider this a petition for @selenagomez to star in a Linda Rondstadt biopic.

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

I mean, Riverdale. Srsly.

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

@Essa_Dee I assume this also says I’m the best like oh wow that combo

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

@Essa_Dee I had to do so much googling to figure out what any of this means but here we go!

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

Moment of zen

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

#IanHurricane

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

@smrtmnky Well, we don’t know to what depths Ryan Murphy will go for next season of American Horror Stories

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

My trick for choosing houses is to ask myself “would I be happy haunting this place for eternity” and if the answer is no then move on life be too short and you don’t want to get stuck in a condo

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

How did anyone ever watch Dirty Harry and not think he was (one of) the villain(s)

[Wade Martin Murphy @HelloHappyTime]

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