Chlo

You can be the king but watch the queen conquer

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

If you’re in your 20’s and your main app of communication is Snapchat you need to get in the bin

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, is a seasonal waterfall that occurs on the east side of El Capitan. If the weather conditions are just right, In February the setting sun makes it glow orange and red

[📹Brandon Angliss: https://t.co/r2KDepdjHo]
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[rachel wilkerson miller @the_rewm]

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Watched Glass Onion the other weekend and honestly thought it was a spoof film.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Anyone that uses the word ‘Guv’nor’ needs to get in the bin.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

The gift I didn’t know I needed. A 3kg bag of mini eggs

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Started my Christmas list early this year.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Had eggs for breakfast. Not chickens. Mini eggs.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

My brain has far too many tabs open right now.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

If I shout Dad, my dad doesn’t respond. If I shout Gronk, he does. Can I get a refund?

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

@sameoldstorey29 Tbf took me 4 days to sniff out Diet Coke in Spain, Mars will be tough

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

I hate it when I'm driving and I can't tell if a car has flashed it's lights at me, or its just hit a slight bump or pothole in the road.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Magic stars are an underrated form of chocolate.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Holiday countdown on.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Is there a bloke in Love Island this year that isn’t sprouting red flags up left, right and fkn centre?

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Grinds my gears seeing people walking their dogs in the hottest part of the day. Use your fkn heads. Or has everyone lost it in the heat?

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

Holibobs is the worst word to ever be created.

[Chlo @HelloImChloee]

The inferiority of women is man-made.