Gary

Comedienne and Actress. I'm kind of a big deal.

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BBC News - Swiss Cottage Tesco staff tell blind woman to 'get dog out' http://t.co/GWVAZgDMAT

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Foxcatcher - Trailer #4: http://t.co/5SbYfgmBTt

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Film of the year. Not even seen it yet."@AFPceleb: .@SteveCarell arrives for the 'Foxcatcher' screening @BFI. http://t.co/2sLMCeCF4y"

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I don't do politics, but Louise Mensch is fucking mental. She's essentially just said that Labour Government = Ebola.

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Eh? "@LouiseMensch: If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola"

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How many drugs did Iggy Azelea have to take to chose a stage name that was even worse than her terrible actual name?

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No one has ever heard of Ricky Benz but I'm about to become his biggest fan.

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@LizMcClarnon @KatieeSmithson It's Kerry, right?

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@upyoursginaford I think Matt Allwright looks like a sort of deflated Frank Sidebottom.

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That almost became a shaggy dog story but thry warmed it up under the grill and I fucking demolished all 12" of that butty.

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And they have the temerity to serve me a cold hot sandwich. I've killed people for less.

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I don't go to Subway much as I think the smell of bread baking is fucking disgusting but I relented as I was sick of having chips for dinner

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The Subway in Picaddilly Gardens just served me a cold Meatball Marinara Sub and it's caused me to lose all faith in humanity.

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@upyoursginaford He's a massive ball bag.

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I'm off to Subway to see how this works out.

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I don't know what's going on amymore.

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@OSheaOGaukroger @womenincomedyuk @kingssalford @TessaGaukroger Im going to come down so I'll have a sniff amd check for myself.

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@SolitaNQ It looks like Alan Sugar.

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9.15 tonight at @kingssalford @OSheaOGaukroger 'Compared to The Two Ronnies and Morecambe & Wise, but with boobs.'