Bergo

It's only a gambling problem if you're losing.

[Bergo @HelloItsBergo]

Jack Hughes is overrated as fuck

[Bustin Jayliff @_bayliff]

@HelloItsBergo Alright everyone up on your feet, it’s 8:30am time to fkin crank dat Soulja boy folks

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*An ice storm that literally cripples all of Quebec*

Playstation: You did not turn me off correctly.

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Sometimes I sit down, take a long look at myself in the mirror and ask myself: “What good is all the fame if you ain’t fuckin the models?”

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My dog never listens to STAY.

Which is weird because she enjoys most other songs from The Kid Laroi.

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Lemme know if the new 94.7 helps any of y’all find Jesus.

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College football signs are BACK!

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2 years later I’m still right. Don’t worry his brother is gonna be great though.

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Jack Hughes is overrated as fuck

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The Toffoli shirt stays on during sex.

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Today’s lunch menu:

Beer.

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The gov’t knows so much about me, but i still gotta file my own taxes? Crazy.

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Just found out Magenta is allergic to chicken.

She’s gonna be pissed when I don’t let her order the 20 piece nugget trio anymore.

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I’m waiting.

[Bustin Jayliff @_bayliff]

Hope everyone is staying safe, once this is over we can all get blackout drunk together

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Imagine having a zoom call with your friends and not getting blackout drunk. Crazy.

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#BellLetsTalk

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We can shit on JuJu now because it all came back to bite him. But don't forget he's good for the game of football. There are people who wanna tune into the Steelers because of JuJu the TikToker. They never even heard of Big Ben. It's all about growing the game. Even thru TikTok.

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"Real friends send you funny tiktoks. Everyone else is just an acquaintance"
-Leonardo da Vinci

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@_bayliff I dont even know him and I've seen them on several occasions.

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@_bayliff Justin, I've tried reading this like 4 times and I may be having a stroke now. Would you mind clarifying?

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Covid been going on so long I actually started missing fern