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Hello midlife. Mom of 5. Adulting: still winging it.

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@teslascope I hate the last two updates. My car has turned dumb.

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Super fan of Kill Tony. Tony’s special however I hate to say it was mid. Knew all the punchlines and was left confused when the lights came back on that it was over.

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@Dwillis566 @Nate_Esparza Doesn’t count

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@sudoingX This is the game in my Tesla.

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@tslaming @Mystisith That’s gonna be a while…country driving is still wacky.

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@vvestiges Hahahahahahahahaha

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@elonmusk Congrats!

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@teslascope Nervous for myself and my fellow countryside Tesla drivers but let’s go!

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Hilarious.

[Midlife Crisis @midlifeXcrisis]

@grok Same and then you tell me. I’m sorry you can’t be poor and know the answer.

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@saniyafatma1278 I’m a fan of the Mid’s Sauce

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@amazon that doesn’t seem safe. 👀

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Love it

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

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@PineRestGR You might want to check on your employees.

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Happy Easter

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@elonmusk Nothing. I’m too poor.

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Happy Easter

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@nobleisawinner I think I’d be too shy and miss my opportunity to ask him anything.

If I was on edibles and calm 🤣 I’d just say thank you and ramble on about my sons because I’m a middle aged mom.

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@ChrisStolee @pepsi @CokeZero and Pizza

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@oelma__ You’re going to end up like your mother.

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@SSB_Rick I haven’t been able to stop the habit but I do believe in signs (aka the matrix listening knowing I mentioned quitting).

Maybe I should quit. Anyone try the pouch things?