victoria danielle

***insert sarcastic remark here***

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i think about that day a lot and i hope whoever watched that footage had a good laugh

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

one time i was leaving my hotel and decided to take all of my bags in one shot (bcuz two trips are for losers obv) so i was walking down the stairs and halfway down i tripped and fell probably looking like something out of a cartoon...

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i have this fear that when i make plans with people they’ll decide to cancel and just forget to tell me........... it’s not irrational if it’s happened before.....

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

@angeliquemezaa probably... I’m sure I stole it #noragrets

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

do you ever have those days where you feel like EVERYONE is staring at you?? like thank you for making my anxiety 1000x worse

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

the mute feature on instagram is straight from the Lord

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

things i hate:

1. unnecessary competitiveness

we’re playing tic-tac-toe calm down Theresa

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

tv shows with laugh tracks make me uncomfortable

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i’ve skipped through so many “ask me my top 3” ig stories... I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTERS ARE JULIE

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

“i wanna go hoOoOoOome, hoOome”
- sandra cheeks

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i love when my windshield wipers match the beat of the music... it’s like we’re all jamming out together

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

valentine’s day plans:

1. grey’s anatomy

that’s it.

@GreysABC

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

every time i think i’m done watching grey’s anatomy it pulls me back in... why is is so good?!

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

sometimes my head hurts so bad that i want to literally massage my brain...........

.....the ultimate slime video

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i’ve come to the realization that i have become ron swanson. thank you, that’s all.

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

does anyone else go on zillow or any real estate app and shop like they have 8 million dollars to spare... no? just me? k.

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

i may not be funny, cool, or interesting but at least i never owned “live, laugh, love” wall decor

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

need a photographer, look no further

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

@JanelleCorn time travel 🤫

[victoria danielle @helloitstoria]

oh jeez I just went back to 2014... why was i allowed on here ?!