Klarisse Carbon

Professional amateur.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

My last girl would tear me apart, but she'd never wanna split a ting wih me. But when it comes to yuh, yuh. I think I'd lie fuh yuh.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

I had to let go of us to show myself what I can do.

[Sara Phillips @Sara_JPhillips]

why is life so expensive

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Confession: With everything that's been going on in the USA, I have to say I'm so happy to be back in Canada.

Question: Eh? 🇨🇦

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Confession: I accidentally ate a whole bag of marshmallows the other night.

Question: Is that bad? 😕

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

I'm not only the client, I'm the playah president.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

I got that good love girl, you didn't know?

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Told her she's my wife for the weekend, but don't be actin' like I need you.

#TGIF

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Love is when you still grill steak even though it's -26C/-15F for your meal prep. Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️
#MealPrep #MediumRare #Crossfit

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

And she would get up and leave him for me I know...I mean how can he not know? 'Cause see...I've been workin' for it...puttin' in overtime.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

You need to get dun, dun, dun, dun at work, come ovah. We just need to slow di moshun.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

I do not chase girls, but they run a mile for me.
#DrakeWhyYouWriteAboutMyLife

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Axe how many nights I've been thanken of yewwwww! 🎤

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

These days, I'm letting God handle all things above me.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Return of the Mack 😎✌🏽️

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Googled "Filipino gingers"...nothing came up. We probably have way too much soul.

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

Pops: What's that Chris Brown xmas again song called?

Me: Back to sleep

Pops: what?

Me: This Christmas 😊

#ShitDisturber

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

🎤 It's beginning to look a lot like...SUMMAH🎅🏾☀️ #WhiteHotChristmas #TannedAssSanta

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

When u haven't even been in da house for 5 mins and your clothes smell like ulam (food) ...shit Mom, come on!
#FilipinosKnow #Lumpia4days

[Klarisse Carbon @HelloKlarisse]

I only wanna team with you, we could dream it all. Don't wanna stop the thought with you and I forever.