Hallie

Cute Weird and i’m awkward

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i hate when i do something nice for some old person and they say “god bless you” like ew don’t talk about that guy in front of me

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

when you think you’re a mature adult and then you remember you had twizzlers for dinner #iturn28nextweek

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i got a longer wand than all my friends on pottermore and now i understand why guys love having the biggest dick

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

is there a version of a dating app like christian mingle but it’s for people who hate christians

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i want a shirt that says “cute lesbians please hit on me” that i can wear to the club because i’m so tired of having ugly guys ask for my number and NO CUTE GIRLS

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

just had a woman come into the store who had broken both of her wrists and hands…

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

oh you know just eating a cake pop while searching for gyms near me

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

why are guys so pissy and whiny and pathetic lolol #men#suck

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

the nice thing about tall boys is you have to look up at them so your double chin goes away 😊

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

why did i just have a panic thought of “oh shit i haven’t figured out what im gonna be for halloween yet”

and it’s december

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

soup but solid

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

my coworkers talking about how they get hit on at work and i’m like i never get hit on what’s wrong with me ☹️☹️

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

man i really just love that two of my ex boyfriends are talking about me and making up stories about how much of a liar i am to make themselves feel better

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

just heard some girl say “i don’t know i just like the smell of pet stores it reminds me of like animals”

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

ready to quit my job and become a hermit

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i like to think Hobby Lobby is closed today in the Halloween holiday spirit

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i love pooping on company time

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i miss mountains

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i made dis

[Hallie @Hellooimawkward]

i know i’m depressed when i start feeling the need to watch kdramas lol