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If you're down on your luck and life ain't worth a dime, find a girl with far away eyes.

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To friends and lovers, fuck the others.

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Why is @Ask_Spectrum a black screen for anything except ads during the second half of #DragRace ?

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/TnMeniNczY

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Stop the New York Ban on Hemp Products | Reverse Recent Emergency Regulations - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/x45KCB61Qb via @Change

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Alfred E Newman said, "What, me worry?" I'm more of a, "What? I'm worried."

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You know how I know I'm overwhelmed? I just walked to my car during a thunderstorm holding my closed umbrella.

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Thank you, @VDOOZER , I feel like it's your ear that included @BenFolds in the #TedLassoFinale . Instant hype mode for me!

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I do not have the emotional capacity for four series finales within a week.

Endings are hard.

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I'm torn between throwing away all of my belongings or just fully becoming the Muppet lady that lives at the dump in Labyrinth.

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Really trying not to lean on old coping mechanisms, but as a result, I am NOT coping well at all.

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@katya_zamo Literally watched this episode last night.

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@BringMeLuck03

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Never thought I would cry because of Succession.

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The radio station we listen to at work just called Lou Reed a "one hit wonder" with Walk on the Wild Side. Excuse me? His discography proves otherwise.

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Me: "Thanks for humoring me."
Willow: "That's my specialty."

The sass with this one.

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I was just asked if I often show pictures of my father to strangers at bars. The answer is yes, obviously.

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My mom and aunt are spending their snow day eating magic brownies and watching #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2 .

I'm so proud.

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Curious if @FullFrontalSamB has heard of Samantha Fish?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

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Rewatching @PartyDownSTARZ and totally forgot the Jane Lynch/Jennifer Coolidge handoff was coming. What a treat to see they stayed "roommates" all the years since Best In Show.

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I've always loved @Nick_Offerman but after #TheLastOfUs there are new, romantic feelings. What I wouldn't give for a home cooked meal, hot shower, and his company in an apocalypse.