ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR)

|ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴘɪʟʟꜱ|

|His hellish high: @HellaStripes|

|pfp: @imgioy, edit by me|

《#CRACCOON》

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ
ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴀꜱᴘʜᴇᴍʏ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇʟᴀɴᴅ

[♥️ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 🔁, 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕨]

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

//just saw stuff about a new episode of hazbin actually being done and people are pissed about voice actors changing. Get over yourselves, its called a voice actor for a reason, if I practiced enough no one would know the difference between me and the real Angel ffs.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

//I get follows constantly but I'm never here wtf. I'll prolly come back if more hazbin hotel happens. Till then you can find me over on @/petalburststyle but I've been getting kinda inactive there too. Might make a possum oc...

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

//love how I keep getting followers on here and aint active, thats neat uwu

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

//ayo, I aint been here at all so I dont know if I follow any accounts that have become problematic (p*do, r*pe, stuff like that) so please hit me up if I do happen to be and ill be fixing that as soon as I see the message.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

@MtFTaker //didn't even know. Fixed it. Nasty shit that is.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

Ay all you fine fucks

Sorry I'm never here... but I aint having muse much for more than my main rp character. And if you're interested in it its @PetalBurstStyle

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"Yep! Leave it in a bag though, last time ya left it out and that bitch stank!"

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

//ayo, bump shit if I owe any replies, I wanna be more active here but I'm on a different account rn.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

And he just flops over, practically folding in half as if he's a robot shutting down.

Hes just messing with her though, he knows its her by smell.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"..."

Kicks a can

Kicks another can

Kicks a rat

"Now I'm bored."

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"Exactly. Hes also pretty good at massages, want his number?"

He smirks and plays a skip, another skip which is now red, and then a reverse followed by a red 9.

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"Fuck"

She draws 4, now back at 8 cards

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"... dammit. Hey, lets go on a date!"

Angel, you know his answer...

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"I mean, youre not wrong there... but uh, my doctor is another client of mine soooo..."

He pops a green draw two onto the stack.

"Couldn't play one earlier but I can now... yknow... cuz of having to draw 10."

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"Huh, I still pity your doctor"

She puts down a block, then a second +2

"I was kinda hoping you would stack my +2 originally"

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"... but like... cmon, everyone has standards for looks, and especially kinks... whats yours huh? What makes the deer tick in the bedroom?"

He snickers and taps a finger on Alastors nose.

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

-- his chair with his cards in his lap.

"Now its your play for that reverse and whatever other bullshit ya got there."

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

He sighs and picks up... oh God he just got hit with 10 cards.

"Actually i usually somehow only get chlamydia. And I AM one of Vals best workers, you think I wouldn't be pricey? 10 dollars is just for a backstage show usually unless I like ya."

He snickers and leans back in--

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"Well then, I pity your doctor, diagnosing you with VD for the 10th time this week must be hard."

She picks up her reverse and places down a draw 2, red

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"I get tested weekly cause I'd rather not have that shit, and based on the rules of uno ya can't reverse now, either you need to have a red draw two, a draw four, or just draw ya four cards."

He plays uno alot with husk...

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"People are willing to pay that much for you? You must be the most expensive STD in all of hell. I drop a red reverse card"

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"Uh, I go no lower than 10 dollars thank you very much... and a draw four wild card! I pick red!"

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"Times 4 2 dollar whore"

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"Oh God, you don't have any standards ya mean?"

[ₐₙgₑₗ Dᵤₛₜ (CEO of PURR) @HellsAddict]

"No u times two Charlie's mom."

Damn, shes just Charlie's mom to him...

[Her Majesty 🏳️‍🌈 @HerMajestyLilth]

"No u"