helly cunningham

21 | she/her

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

high-key pisses me off the way people act like serial killers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time it's just some loser freak who hates women

[josie¹ @landotd]

andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts

[bryony @breeonikeon]

ooooh you beat a bin. well done mate. tough contest 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Jude - BND Spoilers 🕷️ @_PigginTeaBreak]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us and spent my early career discrediting climate change only for said topic to completely ruin the farm that I bought to avoid tax.

[🖤 @loves5o]

“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.”

Men used to take parts of women’s brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

wow I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound

[Dr. Omoplatapus @Patrinst]

@blayneagard

[ish99ni @ish99ni]

Can’t be trans but we gonna assign u brokie at birth

[holly @hollythfc]

ENOUGH

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your AI videos are ugly.
Your AI character art is ugly.
Your AI covers are ugly.
Your AI flyers are ugly.
Your AI Instagram graphics are ugly.
Your AI thumbnails are ugly.
Your AI profile pictures are ugly.
Your AI logos are UGLY.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Me looking for a fuck to give when a man says “abortion is murder”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[BELTS @SaintBelta]

I was thinking of playing padel later but then I suddenly remembered I’m not a complete fucking cunt

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como é a sensação de ter um presente para alguém, mas ainda não poder contar a eles

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.