Awkwafaba

Literary non-hottie, runner, intellectualizer of garbage. Fomosexual. Here for the wrong reasons.

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This distracted boyfriend meme is my magnum opus.

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@TheCinesthetic I don't want to talk about it. It's too painful

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@TheCinesthetic Righteous Gemstones, Enlightened, Girls, White Lotus, I Love LA, The Comeback, The Last of Us, Veep

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@rickygervais Any subject can be funny if you're punching up, not down. But you of all people know that

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@LinkedInLunat1c Ok, you're helping your employer avoid sexual harassment lawsuits, not treating childhood cancer, get a grip Ashlynne

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@CrazyVibes_1 This dress is blue and black

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@LeadingReport Will only one person walk away alive?

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Trying to trick my algorithm into no longer feeding me trad rage bait

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@jonbrooks Mind our own fucking business

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@drdanchoi Um, absolutely no one is saying you shouldn't get paid

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@peterrhague People have come here to tell you the solution to this is to stop doing what you're doing, and you're getting irritated by their solutions based mindset. You just wanted to be heard.

[Awkwafaba @HellyS]

@JackPosobiec That's how time works

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@CalltoActivism I would say "I don't actually believe you. I think you're going to stay here and continue to be dumb and annoying."

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@JuniorFaF0 @elonmusk You're right, it's really crazy you have to prove who you are to pick up a child from day care

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@elonmusk

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@BrandonLansdown Are you gaining ground with people who will be alive in 20 years? lol

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@SirJBritain Wait, this cartoon children's program about mutant sewer turtles has become too unrealistic for you?

[Awkwafaba @HellyS]

@jonharris1989 rage bait, engagement bait, trolling, or worst of all, truly believing they have a fascinating opinion and dying to be asked about it

[Awkwafaba @HellyS]

@keysmashbandit @sirchadius Why do you think your ill-considered opinion "makes the most sense" or is the most popular? If riders are solely footing the bill, the rich don't have to support a system that benefits them (brings them their employees, creates a functional society)

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@LinkedInLunat1c Where can I treat humans like zoo animals for the benefit of my shit head children?

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@LinkedInLunat1c This isn't really a linkedin lunatic so much as a someone participating in a widely circulated humorous meme