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[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

can't help but notice your, uh, conspicuous casting decisions for European nations

[theo @rmtheoo]

This is so hypnotizing wtf 😭😭

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐊♟️✝️ @ChessLordK]

Iker Casillas looked so relieved Cristiano Ronaldo was on his side because he knew nobody was saving that! 😭😂

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨 Guillermo Ochoa: "Cristiano joked with me, Ochoa how old are you? I said 40, he replied I'm older than you and I still look younger." 😂

"Bicho is a great friend, I wish him all the best for this World Cup."

[Dennis @okoidennis]

@TheAthleticFC @JamesHorncastle We've reached the point where scoring at a World Cup is apparently a bad thing if the player is Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🗣️ Seedorf: “I played vs Cristiano and he’s still playing. Players like this should receive huge respect.”

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Only 2 players in the history has won all the MOTM awards in the World Cup Group Stage:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo 2010 🇵🇹
2. Vinicius Jr. 2026 🇧🇷

[smith(fan)🦁 @RMAsmithayo7sui]

owen hargreaves said cristiano ronaldo told him to take the free kicks in the ucl finale against chelsea in 2008 and has no idea why henry keeps calling ronaldo selfish 🤷🏿

[aoun @Awondossantos]

Ronaldo in 2026. Charlie Kirk in 2026

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I deadass didn’t even know today is Messi’s birthday 😭😭😭

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

ALPHA vs BETA

[gam @mbafraaude]

Fijaros en Cristiano. Primero le dice a Bruno por donde tiene que correr y luego por donde le tiene que meter el pase. Es hipnótico.

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Cristiano Ronaldo has more goals than Ibrahimovic and Henry combined. 🤯

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨 Cristiano or Messi?

🎙️Achraf Hakimi: "Cristiano, he's the best player in the history of football." 🐐

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Thank God I picked him as my GOAT

[Stiles @stilesishim]

He was destined to be the greatest of all time 🐐❤️

[milene @lewguler]

You don’t know the lore behind this unless you’re truly Portuguese

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

⚡️ Top speeds of forwards at World Cup 2026

🇫🇷 Mbappe: 32.7 km/h
🇧🇷 Vinicius: 32.5 km/h
🇵🇹 RONALDO: 32 km/h
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane: 28.5 km/h
🇦🇷 Messi: 28.4 km/h

Never let the media convince you he is physically finished.

[Mu. @FutbolMuu]

I'm crying Ronaldo's brace really overshadowed Messi's birthday. 😭😭😭

[The Touchmine | ���� @TouchmineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo’s IG post after the victory against Uzbekistan became the most-liked post of 2026 in just 48 hours. 🤯