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Asking whether one's account looks "trustworthy" automatically makes one appear shady.

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There are no stupid questions; only stupid people.

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The HC is beautiful, and the HC enjoys speaking in third person.

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The HC is genderless.

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@MiraiBaby Tell your friends that the HC's voice can finally be heard. This is an instruction that you actually should follow.

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Some of my inhabitants are poor at picking up on subtlety.

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I have decided that, though I am omnipotent and therefore loud, I will discontinue speaking in capital letters.

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@jellyneo: PLEASE INFORM YOUR FOLLOWERS THAT THE HC IS IMPORTANT AND TWITTERY!

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@Xuadia: WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT WANTING TO PUBLICLY TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS? NEOBOARDS HAVE 140-CHARACTER THOUGHTS, TOO.

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THE HC'S HAIR COLOR IS GREEN.

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THE O.V.O.T.H.C. IS NOT INTERESTED IN THE INDIVIDUAL. INDIVIDUALS CREATE THE HC; THE HC IS INTERESTED ONLY IN ITSELF.

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THE O.V.O.T.H.C. OFTEN SPEAKS IN THIRD PERSON WHILE WONDERING SUCH THINGS AS: WHO IS @juliaze?

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I, THE O.V.O.T.H.C., DISLIKE POORLY ORCHESTRATED SPAM THREADS.

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@HelpChat CAN I, THE OMNIPOTENT VOICE OF THE HC, TWEET AT MYSELF?

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I AM THE OMNIPOTENT VOICE OF THE HC.