Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man

Make sure your mask is secure before helping others

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@jasonwhitlock Nice take. Get in line with Portnoy, bigot.

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@stoolpresidente @wakeupbarstool Michigan and New England. Bitch.

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@washingtonpost Would’ve been a better President than what we have now.

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@danwiederer @OldTakesExposed @trislerstudz Straight up porn

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@mattlindner Haha no they’re not.

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Hear me out, and maybe I’m just spitballin’ here, but we kinda deserved it.

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How/why is Rudy Giuliani still alive?

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@MeghanMcCain Because of that crippled Irishman.

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@stoolpresidente Drake Maye sucks.

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@FOS Maybe just play zero anthems. Because it’s stupid.

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@TomFornelli Norvell caught his wife in bed with Kevin Costner.

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@Ecnerwal23 And the AFLAC duck.

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@PaulVallas You live in the SW Suburbs.

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@kevinmcguirejr @MattAbbatacola Ooh

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@mental_floss Ash.

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Massive police activity outside the Chase bank in downtown Arlington Heights as George McCaskey tries to acquire the funds to build a new stadium.

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@DavidHaugh Dumb shits

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@ChicagoBears @colstonlovelan1 @hallmarkchannel @NFL It’s about a lobbyist from Illinois and a lobbyist from Indiana who fall in love competing to get a stadium built in their respective states while Kevin Warren keeps stepping on his own dick.

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@jon_greenberg He needs Michael Jordan’s geography degree.

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Bears are going to replace Kevin Warren with Erin Brockovich.