куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝.

You’re not a nice person, are you ?

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

“𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠..

..𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐠?”

🧬N/SFW🧬

🧬Literate.🧬

[#MVRP] [#P5RP]

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

You can have three.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

I mean—
Yeah, I was tired—

You can have a few of my bubble machines, I buy them in bulk :)

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

I do !!!
I stored them in the closet when I passed out for three months.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

[kills him]

[𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥'𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 (SH) @_Txrikkusuta]

Don't you know it's not nice to hit people

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Wow. . . He’s been sleeping for three months.

He had dreams of being some hero with a sword, and an artist who drew Pervy content.

What a trip.

Maybe he should stop drinking bubble fluid.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Playing with bubbles, killing Russian gangsters :)
The usual.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

. . .

. . .

Yeah bro, we could get pizza, or Olive Garden or something.
That would be cool.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Yeah.

We’re very handsome dudes. .

With awesome interests.

That’s why Miami is cool.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Bikes are cool.

Yeah.

. . . We’re just cool dudes with cool interests. .

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Yeah, I’m pretty sure anyone could agree on that ?

Sanity is tubular.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Well, the lady who lives with me, and my tape recorder.

Nothing too crazy.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

I would kill ten thousand Russians for three bubble machines.

These are one of three things that keeps me sane.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Oh. . I thought I was talking to a bubble machine efficionado.

I use mine every day.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Do you keep them clean ?
Do you feed them bubbles when they run out ?

. . . Bubble machines are serious business.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

I didn’t know they made duck ones—

I just buy the whale ones in bulk and cover my apartment in bubbles.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

.. . . .

They are.

I like these ones because they’re shaped like whales.

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Setting up bubble machines in the house to keep his sanity-

Hope the gf doesn’t get angry—

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

!!!
:)
Oh boy

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

! ! ! !
WHY???

[куртка// 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝. @HelpfulPlague]

Laying on the couch :)