Brian Allen

I am a mortgage advisor/reverse mortgage specialist, looking to educate the curious about the mortgage market using the best in the business, not talking heads

[Brian Allen @HELPMEBA]

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[Brian Allen @HELPMEBA]

Uber Story - I put my favorite decal on my car living in SEC country. I have noticed a phenomenon with Ohio St fans. I’m curious what other school alumni experience with OSU fans…and curious if this is a dirty little secret amongst OSU alumni?
#uberstories #helpmeba #weare

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Uber Story - Part 2 of my Russian Fashion Week trip with Q-Tip. This one is for all my Red Sox fans who suffered until 2004.
#uberstories #yankeesredsox #curseofthebambino

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Uber Story - My trip to Moscow for Russian fashion week with Q-Tip. I’ll just say that blue passport got a lot of love for this brutha.
#uberstories #russianfashionweek

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For the 14th year in a row Americans have told Gallup the best long term investment is real estate. What do you think is the best long term investment? #helpmeba #mortgageadvisor #homeownership #realestate

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Uber Story - The only other passenger I thought might have moved on to the next world was chemically induced I’m sure.
#uberstories

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I don’t knock anyone’s hustle. About 4 months into Ubering, I picked up two dominatrixes. You get one story but if you want me to stay out of FB jail, you will have to send a PM to get the other two.
#uberstories #ilovestpete #ilovestpetersburg ##downtownstpete

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Sometimes it feels like I’m being punked. F word warning, but only because it was appropriate given the situation.
#uberstories

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20 yrs ago I spent 5 weeks in Peru. So I became fluent. My 2026 goal is to be fluent again, so I try to speak Spanish any chance I get when Ubering. It’s stories and interactions like this that I will miss about Ubering.
#uberstories

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Birthday Thank You!

[Brian Allen @HELPMEBA]

Uber Story – DUI #6 – THIS IS IT! The craziest DUI story. I have many cautionary tales that will hopefully scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber/Lyft/Family/Friends/A Pied. It could ruin your life.
#uber #uberstories #dontdrinkanddrive #madd #sadd

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Uber Story – DUI #5 – This is probably the most well known story, but still not the craziest. I have many cautionary tales that will hopefully scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber. Craziest DUI story next.
#uber #uberstories #dontdrinkanddrive #madd

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What's your rule on leaving live sporting events, changing the channel, or falling asleep?
#nba #nbafinals

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Uber Story – DUI #4 – I have many cautionary tales that will scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber/Lyft/Family/Friends/A Pied. Talk about escalation. This still isn’t the craziest story, but stay tuned.
#uber #uberstories #dontdrinkanddrive #madd #sadd

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Uber Story – DUI #3 – I hopefully can scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber/Lyft/Family/Friends/A Pied. It’s not worth it on any level. DUI Story #2 may have elicited a “WHHHAAA?,” but this one is crazier. and still isn’t the craziest story.
#uberstories

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Uber Story – DUI #2 – As I wean myself off of Ubering this month, I want to scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber/Lyft/Family/Friends/A Pied. It’s not worth it on any level. This isn’t the craziest story, but stay tuned.
#uber #uberstories #madd #sadd

[Brian Allen @HELPMEBA]

Uber Story – DUI #1 – As I wean myself off of Ubering, I wanted to scare you straight any time you even think about not using Uber/Lyft/Family/Friends/A Pied. I didn’t want to start with the craziest story, but stay tuned.
#uber #uberstories #dontdrinkanddrive #madd #sadd

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Uber Story – Ray Arsenault and Congressman John Lewis. Two amazing stories the last day of the month of the 65th anniversary of The Freedom Rides.
#thefreedomrides #congressmanjohnlewis #rayarsenault #universityofsouthfl uberstories #goodtrouble #ilovestpete #ilovestpetersburg

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@JayBilas you always cook ‘em when the convo is about amateur vs pro. 👏🏾 Why isn’t their “amateur” energy the same for 17/18 YO baseball signees. (Or tennis? Or golf?). Hmmm. Bilas for Commish!

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Thinking of investing in real estate?https://t.co/maFItO8wos