Hennessy

I love me some me; also a fan of the Royals, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Sporting KC, and random idiocy.

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

Kinda funny when you realize when you pee it sounds like the end of a commercial, like the disclaimer stuff

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

There’s a lot of silly shit in this world but I will never understand the handkerchief…you just gonna blow your nose, fold it up, put it back in your pocket and use it later?

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@DarrellAntone @spimothy99 TRUTH!

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@spimothy99 Fair enough, might just be a matter of which I heard first

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@spimothy99 Check out Placebo’s version

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@LWorthySports What the heck happened there?

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@Blatt_Kat11 Say hi to Cecile for me! This is Erin from Tanner’s btw

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

@neightp3 I have no answer for this, I was just as confused

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

All the while I’m talking to this very kind police officer who turns off his body cam cuz what we were talking about was probably not appropriate for his job but was hilarious

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

You ever sit next to someone and just stop listening to them but somehow continue engaging the conversation, it’s a stupid skill that kind of reminds me of shitty music, yeah it’s playing and I hear it but I just don’t care

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

Sorry I didn’t number my thread, I’m not a writer or famous

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

But yeah, white privilege isn’t a thing 🙄

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

So yeah he gets into his home finally and I remind him to lock up and I swear I heard him hit the floor after the door locked…washed on our hands of it and moved on

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

He finds it in the fucking back yard of his house like a fucking coke@out boy scout troop leader, and takes damn near 10 minutes to open the damn door

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

So we are following a cop! To deliver a completely inebriated human on god knows what drugs…and then this fool can’t find his damn house key!

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

So we’re driving around the complex and the very nice police officer who was following “pulls” us over and says he knows where this guy lives

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

So I end up driving this ding-a-ling home and for fuck’s sake shockingly he can’t communicate his address! What a surprise

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

I’m all dude, you want me to put your life in my hands when these guys can actually take care of you?????

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

Cop was cool about it and just put his foot on it and moved it out of the way, all the while this guy is refusing medical attention

[Hennessy @HenduLou]

Legit sat with him as the medics were tending to him and as the cops showed up@a little baggy fell out