Henny Jolzer

Surprise comes as abuse of power.

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@vernissagetv Nice traffic cone

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@vernissagetv Worth the trip, highly recommended.

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@vernissagetv It would be even better without the disrespectful, stupid, and amateurish tags and graffiti.

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“Pretentious PR text with Cirque du Soleil performance attached.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review on Florentina Holzinger’s exhibitions “Seaworld Venice” & “Bodensee Étude”)

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"What an incredibly fitting title for this exhibition." (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review on the exhibition “Ruin” at the German Pavilion, Venice Art Biennale 2026)

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“Helen Frankenthaler at Kunstmuseum Basel: wishy-washy.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review)

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“Monuments at MOCA Geffen and The Brick in LA is a great show for raising awareness of Confederate monuments – unfortunately the artworks by the Confederate sculptors are more impressive than the works by the contemporary artists.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review)

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New Book: Henny Jolzer: Turisms https://t.co/372WYgPQ7N “The book documents the multi-year art project “Turisms” by the artistic persona Henny Jolzer on Twitter (now X). It’s a not entirely serious (or is it…?) commentary on the famous Truisms series by the American artist Jenny Holzer. The whole idea for the project came to the Swiss art collective Les Innombrables when they stopped in Rouen during a tour through France. Is any of this actually true? Could be. Could also not be.”
(Gregory Groker, art critic)

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“Jack Whitten: The Messenger at MoMA is a chaotic sprawl of paint and pomp that mistakes piling on cosmic clutter for profundity, leaving you wishing for a guidebook—or an exit sign.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review)

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@vernissagetv Review by Gregory Groker: Behold the jaw-dropping, heart-stealing “Love Face” motif—your t-shirt’s new best friend and the ultimate style game-changer! What a spiky surprise! This isn’t just a design; it’s a full-on personality explosion!

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“Verso flips the script on museum art, revealing Holbein’s ad hustle and sneaky coat-of-arms Easter eggs, proving even masterpieces have a cheeky B-side begging for a chuckle.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review on Verso at Kunstmuseum Basel)

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“Quinteros’ Blood for Blood at City Salts is a hilariously paranoid romp through delicate art and dubious fountains, proving nothing’s free—not even a sip from the Alps.” (Gregory Groker's one sentence art review on Pilar Quinteros: Blood for Blood / City SALTS)

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Henny Jolzer: Bench (Untitled, No Words), 2024. #flickr https://t.co/z3m4hJZ2bj @HennyJolzer

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Henny Jolzer: Bench (Untitled, No Words), 2024.

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CRAZY THINGS… https://t.co/joPpTVuiYu #shopping #design #fashion #crazythings

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PAIN AU CHOCOLAT… https://t.co/105p8pHFS7 #shopping #design #fashion #turisms

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WITHOUT CATTELAN DRUET'S SCULPTURES ARE WORTHLESS
WITHOUT THE ART SCENE CATTELAN'S IDEAS ARE WORTHLESS

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CANCER CANCELS ALL CULTURE