John Ardel

[John Ardel @HenrichsenJohn]

@HumansNoContext Otter Moms, hey I was close before they settled on Pops

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@PeteDamilatis Mike seems to have a short fuse with you lately, you’re probably not gonna believe this but I’ve heard italian people might have a temper

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@ProFootballTalk The moment an NFL player begins competing, once it’s a competition it’s impossible to have them take it easy, they’ll go all in and the risk for injury goes up exponentially, don’t teams make it part of their contract what players can do in the offseason?

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@mountainman_mc @HumboldtToiyabe I’ve always wondered why pro athletes don’t do all their training at altitude so when they play at elevation their bodies have more oxygen than it’s used to it should perform better

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@Chiefs @CSimmsQB Up to this point in the season it’s my belief KC is playing the least recklessly, not burning up players by running up scores, they appear to be playing the long game best, I don’t see offensive woes because until they NEED to score 35 why focus on it?

[John Ardel @HenrichsenJohn]

@jasrifootball @FirstTake Point everyone is missing is Miami will burn itself out through attrition long before the postseason arrives, running around the field with your hair on fire for 20 games the injuries will inevitably begin to start claiming victims, SF for example same situation

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@BrandonB36 Man you could REALLY have some fun rewriting the Bible but replace Jesus with Austin Powers

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@GeorgeTakei Because he believes deep down he’s better than everyone else, special and above reproach, EXACTLY as his professional psychiatrist niece said he’d be, petulant and unable to understand why he’s not getting his way

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@BrandonB36 Guess this means we’re all about to have a rough bowel movement with Tom Arnold in the next stall over at some point in our future

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@BrandonB36 Who knew Austin Powers was really a prophet

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@lexiosborne @Chiefs Be careful of what Travis Kelce tells you, I saw this chick on YouTube say he was naughty AND sneaky

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@HumansNoContext Free falling

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@ChiefsOverload @TomPelissero In unrelated news women in their 60s have taken up a sudden interest in football

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@AnnieAgar @Stadium Sorry just can’t find my passion for College sports

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@DorseyRuben2 @PFTPMPosse @PeteDamilatis @CSimmsQB This is what makes a championship team, grown men acting like 8 year olds just having fun = much less tension, overall camaraderie and morale, last time we witnessed them playing in the snow they went on to take it all

[John Ardel @HenrichsenJohn]

@CoffeyTimeNews Mashed potatoes heavy with butter and chocolate shakes

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@krassenstein Jim Jordon lost the vote despite that this time all of America knows there were several faulty voting devices used in his bid

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@HumansNoContext They should name it after the cat’s actions where models travel, a Felinepathway or something

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@jennaxkc Who do you think gets star struck the hardest? Travis Kelce meeting Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Reynolds meeting a guy who knows Patrick Mahomes?