Bitter jente

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[the joker, loudly on his first day in prison]

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

😱

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

i do not want a “job” or a “career”. i want a “nap” and a “small kiss on the forehead”

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Absolutely disgusting that someone has to get “sworn in” to become the president. Swearing is never okay! You’re all going to hell.

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

current scene at the capitol

[Héctor E. Alcalá (Uncivilized) @Hector_E_Alcala]

Denying people life-saving vaccines during a pandemic based on citizenship status is genocide.

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

if astrology isn’t real then WHY is shrek a taurus?

[Eve Cornwell @Evecornwell]

confused ?? why would u kiss a boy at midnight on nye ??

it’s new years eve not new years steve x

[LJP @lindiglo]

@AmazonChique Dolly Parton could build a Tesla but Elon Musk couldn't write I will always love you

[constantine @cnstntnnn]

pinterest is the pinnacle of the internet like nobody is talking, nobody is having discourse, you just look at pretty pictures and vibe

[Wolf of Yallskreet @Legendary_JT]

Further proof that police believe that the second amendment only applies to white people.