Henrik Johansen

A computering octopus ninja

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

Not sure if I'm simply paranoid but I cannot shake that feeling that somebody is watching me ...

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@akolsuoicauqol Anyways - good luck with that last few pounds! 👍

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@akolsuoicauqol ... his shoulder height is 71cm (27.95in). I'm pretty sure he's more woolly mammoth than dog though :)

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@akolsuoicauqol Your goal is 120 pounds? That's just 20 punds more than my German Wirehaired Pointer 😲 Somehow this does not compute :)

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

OH: "No, I'm not getting bold. A bunch of hair follicles have simply decided to migrate to other parts of my body." #oldfart

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@hackerfantastic These conversations always remind me of this : https://t.co/cedTecjQd9 :)

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

True.

[Clément Notin @cnotin]

🧐 Opened EDR console
➡️ Searched "mimikatz"
😅 Added "threat hunting" to LinkedIn profile

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@jpmens If it were 1963 I would say Sketchpad :)

https://t.co/8rv5FXuxmj

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@threathuntergrl "Russia and China have invaded mainland USA! Please proceed to the nearest emergency shelter"

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@summer__heidi ... someone who's invitation I would probably decline :)

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@bbatsov I still remember the Rails days of Twitter and the dreaded "Fail Whale" so it's actually rather funny :)

[Fablor @fablor]

The Oxford comma wins again.

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

*hahahahaha* ... they sure have humor down under :)

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The end of this video destroyed me.

Thank you, Australia!
https://t.co/UID2EBWoKW

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@kroepke @berndahlers @graylog2 ... I used to do the performance thing for free waaaay back when the roflcopter still was a well guarded ... secret 🤣

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@jpmens "The Divided States of 'Mericaaa"

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@ush1c ... even alien Bookies want to know who makes it to 270 first ...

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@gedamore As a European it seems totally and utterly insane that people would vote for him again. 🤯

[Henrik Johansen @HenrikJohansen]

@chrisrohlf @MadeleyJosh @attrc Next time you visit a hospital ask yourself how much of the medical equipment can be accessed with default creds ...

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

❒ Joe Biden
❒ Donald Trump
✔ Revoke USA Independence.
#ElectionDay #USElections2020