Sam Henriksen

One Day At a Time #Skol

[Sam Henriksen @Henriksen_Sam]

The pup doesn’t have to tell me twice

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the first time you wake up. could be a mistake. it’s best to fall back to sleep. just to be safe

[Torii Hunter @toriihunter48]

Evey year about this time I remember what young legs feel like.🤔😭

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

That shit says 24 years old man

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

What work is like when HR departments don't exist.

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

Today was the day!

The guardrail that replaced the one that killed my daughter was hit and there was a different outcome this time.

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

If it snowed every winter for a decade in New Orleans, they'd have snow plows.

[Sam Henriksen @Henriksen_Sam]

The only good thing to come from this card so far. Watching this fight felt like finding a 4chan fight re-upload

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

🙏‼️Francis Ngannou has given his $100K performance bonus to his opponent Philipe Lins

Philipe Lins disclosed payout was $100k so basically Francis double his pay

[UPFRONT MMA @upfrontmma]

🚨 NETFLIX DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ROUSEY vs CARANO ON THE FRONT PAGE. HAS TO BE SEARCHED!!! @netflix What are you thinking?!

[𝙆𝙖𝙨𝙚 @verysadvikings]

“describe the Vikings front office”

[Ed. Condon @canonlawyered]

Unknown number: "Hi, you order a delivery of loose mulch?"

"Yep, that's me."

"Ok, the driver is about 10 mins away..."

"I ordered delivery for Friday. My driveway isn't clear and I haven't prepped anything."

"Yeh, maybe that's the due date, but the baby's on its way now man."

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bam Margera morphing into Phil Margera before our eyes is amazing to witness

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

That is by far the most small town entertainment thing I have ever seen and I’m from a small town😂

[Central Valley Politics @CV__Politics]

this actually goes hard as fuck. we need more people removing politics from their lives and just being normal fucking humans.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Favorite video yet is Dan Hurley's mom after The Shot:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

[StickyRiceStudios @JRmediaIII]

Any athletic department looking for a decent videographer? I’m available!

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

NEW overnight:
MN State Rep. Elliott Engen (R-36A) was arrested overnight on probable cause DWI. He's been released on recognizance.

A statement has been requested.

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Here's how the Orioles unveiled their new scoreboard before opening day.

They showed how small the old scoreboard was in comparison before unveiling the new one, and then a tribute video to the ballpark played after.

The new scoreboard really does make quite the difference.

[Ike Hobbs @ikehobbs]

Dear homeowner: You just said the roof was replaced in 2019. That is not considered new anymore. That was 7yrs ago.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

What a strange coincidence that popular party music from the time I was 16-22 turned out to be the best music ever made. Guess we really lucked out on that one

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with Minnesota, per @TomPelissero & @RapSheet 🚨

New QB1 for the Vikings?! 👀