King Henry VIII

Hear ye, Hear ye! Second verse same as the first... I'm Henry VIII (IAM IAM), King of England. Ruler of all man kind! Whatever I say goes!

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit Aye madam, you are right. I hope to see you tonight at my Palace of Whitehall.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit I hope that I might see thee again when thou art not attending to Anne of Cleve's

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit you are just such a delight to be around.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit why must you fear that?

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit you are the fairest maiden I've seen in a long time. (Leans in and kisses Catherine's cheek)

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit yes madam! Wear it with the upmost pride. (As Henry puts his hands on her shoulders)

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit Nonsense madam. I say your worthy of it so take it and wear it vigorously.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit I had a special jewel made for you madam

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit and thank you your grace. I feel like I can walk again

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit yes mistress Howard. I would love it if I could have the pleasure of your presence tomorrow at court?

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @InnocentDeceit yes I have. She's rather pleasing and most magnificent

[Queen Anne Boleyn @QueenAnneBoleyn]

@Henry8th_IAM Have you met my cousin @InnocentDeceit ?

[Queen Anne Boleyn @QueenAnneBoleyn]

@InnocentDeceit @Henry8th_IAM Behave Kitty, you are like a little fish amongst giant sea monsters.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit for I can not find too much happiness in my sick life. I was once a man of wax, now I'm confined to a chair like a old woman

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit I pray that I will be graced with your presence again.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit in the mean time please accept this gift as a token of my desire for you

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit aye madam. I cannot wait until we meet again. I hope it will be soon (kisses Catherine's hand)

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@ElizabethTudor_ imagine the redheaded heirs you two shall produce

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@ElizabethTudor_ my dear daughter, would give me great joy to see thee marry Eric of Sweden.

[King Henry VIII @Henry8th_IAM]

@InnocentDeceit are you at leisure my lady? (Kisses Catherine's hand) or shall we meet again on another occasion?