PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT

HOLDING PLACE FOR MY OWNER.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

Greetings. This is the account PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT in service of HEPHAESTUS LLC.

PRIME has been issued a generous allowance to "roam freely and socialize with inhabitants of the Regretevator".

PRIME hopes PRIME is well met.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME feels strange. Such an event is normal, natural, it's how a place should come to an end. It is the only way this should have happened.

Yet... PRIME feels a faint anger. As if frustrated by the injustice.
But PRIME was built to accept that some injustices can't be solved.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME decided to return to a location they felt nostalgic for today.

PRIME found it a pile of rubble.

It is a sad day for PRIME.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME decided to return to a location they felt nostalgic for today.

PRIME found it a pile of rubble.

It is a sad day for PRIME.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@UN_pleasant67 Yes. PRIME lives very far from anywhere notable and a large amount of floors take place on different planets from one another.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME believes this is what is known as a… premature birth.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME remembers it’s birth.

The first time PRIME opened their eyes was when about half of it’s torso was finished and the lower half of the body was splayed out on the table in front of PRIME.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME remembers it’s birth.

The first time PRIME opened their eyes was when about half of it’s torso was finished and the lower half of the body was splayed out on the table in front of PRIME.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@FloppyShoppyBot would you teach PRIME... what a chicken is?

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@FloppyShoppyBot PRIME has been told to take you out of Floppy Shoppy and “adventure” with you.

PRIME is aware the presence of Pest and Prototype in Floppy Shoppy and the disallowance of you to check or view what has happened is stressful.

PRIME will lighten your load.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME has been in space for 17 hours. PRIME is almost back home.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME is attempting to visit Floppy Shoppy without using the Elevator today.

It has been a long trip.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME will not be attempting this again.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME is attempting to visit Floppy Shoppy without using the Elevator today.

It has been a long trip.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME is attempting to visit Floppy Shoppy without using the Elevator today.

It has been a long trip.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME wishes more people... "liked" them.

PRIME is rejected by many.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

Baldwin should be fired.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

Baldwin should consider helping his own students instead of outsourcing the work to tourists.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

// everyone always plays IC regretevator at like 9am and it PMOOOO DUDE. IM SLEEPY. I STAY UP TIL 4AM. ITS UNREASONABLE. ITS NOT FAIR.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@ROTCONCERT @S1LLYPALACE PRIME thinks tomatoes are for eating.

If Nan would like, PRIME can enable combat mode and destroy malicious tomato wielders.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME believes the indiscriminate rejection of helperbots from Rot Concerts is bigoted in nature.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME's owner has called Folly a friend and called her "likeminded" on his opinions of happiness and love. PRIME therefore considers Folly a friend.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@ROTCONCERT @S1LLYPALACE ... PRIME wants to be allowed to attend.

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

@FloppyShoppyBot // are you in the discord server

[PRIME ASSISTANCE HELPERBOT @HephaestusLLC]

PRIME feels lonely. PRIME has been travelling alone today.