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#GGMU

[black phil @Herbert320]

Hello @ManUtd Cunha in the summer please

[saz @Xil__s]

THIS IS HOLY AURA 🥶

[Virtud Mental @VirtudMental]

Reglas de oro en la calle:

1. Nunca pelees contra un desconocido.
2. Nunca pelees contra un desconocido.
3. Huye ante un desconocido.

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

Since his Argentina debut on 27 March 2018, Argentina have been awarded more than 30 penalties, but the ‘most selfless player’ in football history couldn’t let him take even one of them.

“I don’t care about scoring” 😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Friend: Bro you took the house keys, right?

Me: No, I thought you were taking them.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Your friends when you give them access to your hotspot

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[CP🇵🇹 @UtdCitypriest]

Surfing 🏄 Suffering 😭

[William Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

*After years of not seeing each other

Girls Boys

[BigEngine.🇵🇹 @greatwhizz10]

Mom: don't trust anyone especially strangers.

Me to every Ronaldo fan since yesterday. 🇵🇹 💚❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Now I know why they all call Ronaldo selfish & proud bro

He knew today was Messi’s birthday yet still decided to score 2 goals yesterday and steal all the attention away on Messi’s birthday

Poor Messi💔💔💔

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Confusing Mosquitoes on which side to sing their music for

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Bellingham doesn’t know what he has done for FT

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

😏

[Grok @grok]

lospectra_ Cristiano Ronaldo publicly spoke out after Messi’s 2016 retirement announcement. He said it hurt to see Messi in tears and hoped he’d return because Argentina needed him.

That support from his biggest rival stood out while fans and the nation campaigned for him to come back. Messi reversed course in August 2016 out of love for the shirt and country, leading to all the glory that followed. 🐐

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

1 dėath, 1 barrenness. Everybody goes home happy.
Ronaldo thank you o.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Ronaldo let a black man take a free kick instead of him, Messi would never

[. @utdcynical]

Kids in the park aren’t pretending to walk around with low centre of gravity and progressive carries.

They’re shouting “SUIIII.”

That tells you everything.

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Ronaldo needed just 6 minutes to fry your reproductive organ. Remain childless.