Guys. I’m back! I know, I know. Exciting stuff. Been working my tail off on my Hymns By Her project. We open Monday! Follow on insta for my grand opening giveaway!
@cafchaosgrace Whisper when you want to yell. It serves two purposes: 1) not yelling and 2) scaring the ever living crap out of your kids. Nothing is scarier than a mad mom whispering. Nothing. 😈
4 kids later & my uterus is getting an attitude: “You don’t like the beautiful lining I worked on all month?! FINE!” *floods the earth in attempt to drown me*
@DandMe_MomOf5 I heart books! Favorites from last year were “Big Magic” for nonfiction and “Edenbrooke” for fiction. It was swoon-worthy. Jane Austen-esqu and dreamy. Also love “Okay For Now”.
Took a note out of @HousewifeHustle ‘s book and took a much needed social media break. Building your own online business is really fun and also really time consuming. It’s easy to let it get out of hand. Took some time to refresh and reprioritize & I’m feeling balanced again. ❤️
Kids don't like to take naps because they think parents use that time to eat cookies and have dance parties.
Spoiler alert: that is exactly what we do.
Finally put the age-old “girls rule, boys drool” adage to the test. First 3 headlines of local news: 1-man arrested for meeting underage girls, 2-man arrested for taking pics of boys in restroom, 3-woman saves life of man suing her family. #girlsrule#itsofficial
@5KidsandaBunny That. Is genius. Along the same lines: if your kid is hounding you for your noms, ask them if you’d like a bite, but warn them it’ll be spicy. Voila! Problem solved. 😂❤️