Percules

[Percules @Herc_Thurman]

I call my grandmother & she answers the phone hey did I wake you up. Yaya I called you ...

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Got his ass on national television

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

Imagine sheltering from volcanic ash with your best friend, facing unimaginable terror in your last moments alive, and not thinking to sit six feet apart in case an archaeologist in 2000 years calls you gay

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LEBRON TONIGHT VS. KINGS 😤

32 PTS
14 REB
10 AST

YEAR 22 👑

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

giants vs panthers with a perfomance by machine gun kelly might be the worst lineup in sports history

[Kev @klew24]

1. Service is easier
2. Bar access faster
3. I’m alone so i don’t need to take up a table for 2
4. The bar is where the TVs are

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

SEC defenses celebrating a sack:

[Wearesoback @Wearesoback1]

ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Nosebleed seats in the crib is crazy.

[MKG @MKG_Sports]

do this at a wnba game & there would be an E60 about it

[Get ‘Em Eazy! @ChampIAN_33]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom…until a Phantom pulls up 😂

[AB @AB84]

True Story

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

NBA twitter leaving the WNBA after Caitlin Clark got eliminated

[💛🖤 KINNICK NORTH🖤💛 @KinnickNorth23]

When Caitlin files her taxes, can she list the entire WNBA as a dependent?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Day 🚔 @cheetah

Shoutout to Miami PD for the celebration

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

ESPN trying to explain why Angel Reese is ROTY

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

This and Carrie Underwood’s “Waiting all day for Sunday night” would fix all my problems