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[Scott @FScottFitz_V]

Who do you think you are

[Twon | 00.sol @TwonXBT]

Seeing shit like this be making me pissed at MY girl😭😭😭

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Yo @spidadmitchell trade deadline coming up. Yall might want to make a move…it’s looking dark at the bottom

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

Since last Christmas I’ve had an insatiable desire to be a dad.

And I don’t wanna just be a good dad, I wanna be so good at that you will have to coin a new word for how exceptional of a dad I would be.

…if it’s in God’s will.

[Nino Paid @cantgobacc]

My ex used to do dis, now I gotta ask n shit…cherish what you got fellas

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

Soon as i smell weed in the air, my LUNGS get horny 😮‍💨😂

[✧ @luvvPeach_]

This being the funniest tweet ever

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[akilto @akiltomen]

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[Pepsi @pepsi]

You’re being left on read. I’m in their hand. We are not the same.

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

that was just unfair lol

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By A. Shipwright.

[Rosita’s Daughter 🤍🇭🇹 @trinarose_]

Why are ya making dating so miserable. Like omg we’re literally just supposed to be laughing and fucking.

[CUNT @thatflwater]

😔 i wanna find my person so we can fuck a lot