Matt

[Skift @skift]

Skift has 99 one-liners... but this might be the best one. Who agrees? 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Or perhaps social media in general

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so.

[Poetry Foundation @PoetryFound]

Once I rested up against a tree
So long
I got stuck to it
That kind of love is terrible

—Ron Padgett #HappyBirthday. Today also marks 62 years since the passing of Pierre Reverdy. https://t.co/XDZ6chRLdz

[Issa Oh Bitch @CoochCakes]

When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table

[b 🧸 @beniinguyen]

no child wants to die for your 2nd amendment rights.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

please don't protest the laws we made about your bodies at our homes because our homes are private and they belong to us.

[Dorothy Roberts @DorothyERoberts]

When we criticize treating children in the foster industrial complex as a “supply” for adoption, also remember that 20,000 of them “age out” each year without being returned to their families or adopted—many left without housing, income, diplomas, or family ties. (1/2)

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

French gov: we’re decreasing vacation time from 6 months out of the year to 5 months out of year

French ppl: we’re gonna burn the city down

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So let me get this straight: 70% of Americans support Roe V Wade, yet, the 30% who oppose it get to set policy?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

To my mother, who taught me that it’s OK to put your kids second ❤️

[Matt @HereMattox]

As an over-educated woman, I’d like to point out that Bumble is the name of a company and should always be capitalized in a sentence.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: conservatives love free speech for Elon Musk, but hate free speech for Colin Kaepernick?

[Emily Forney @EmilyKaitlinnn]

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem. get the fuck out

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I hate restaurants that won’t seat you unless your whole party is here!!! what r u gonna gain from making me stand awkwardly in the corner like why am I being punished for being on time