MEL

I used to break ankles, but now I just tape ‘em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@taliakriesberg Amen 🙏🏼

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@xsudri Tell ‘em!

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Throwback to the "raid" on Area 51 in 2019..

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@xsudri I’m sorry… you ATE the crunchy part?

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives

[MEL @HerforthMel]

Today we have a ~25ish year olds female w/ male at a brewery. Maybe date 2-3. She is clearly not into him as much as he is. Not going well. Xoxo

[MEL @HerforthMel]

My hobby on dates, as someone in a 3 year relationship, is assessing which couples are in a new relationships, what number date their on, and who is more into who….

[New Jersey @NJGov]

We're dressing up like our favorite pet this Halloween.

How about you?

[MEL @HerforthMel]

My biggest regret is that Pitbull was performing in driving distance of me on the weekend directly after my 21st birthday and I DIDN’T GO

[Saint Peter's Men's Basketball @PeacocksMBB]

I mean lol

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@taliakriesberg Why is this the first time I’m hearing this story

[MEL @HerforthMel]

big bootie mix but during the 8am commute to your corporate America job

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@elmcgrann yeah makes sense

[liz @elmcgrann]

Normalize keying your roomate’s cars when they block you in

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@taliakriesberg Ex-prince *

[MEL @HerforthMel]

@taliakriesberg @FlourHoes She drank 1.1 liters of wine... that’s all you really need to know

[MEL @HerforthMel]

For the record, there is a correct answer

[FlowerHoes @FlourHoes]

Who’s the biggest simp?